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Anonymous:

so why the hell do humans have the ability to digest theobromine anyway? are there any theory papers about it?


bunjywunjy:

it’s still an open question! humans can handle a wide array of toxic plant alkaloids (theobromine, caffeine, capsaicin, menthols) and generally toxic substances (alcohol) that would put other mammals in the ground, so there’s a whole field of study out there trying to figure out why this is!

for now though, feel free to indulge the mystery by indulging in a solid pound of high-quality milk chocolate in front of your sad pets.

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RUB IT IN! RUB IT IN! RUB IT IN!


onwardmotley:

#my completely baseless spiritual belief is that the price we pay for this is poison ivy, #we evolved to scarf down a bunch of weird poisons and think they’re delicious, #and in exchange there is this completely harmless chemical found in a variety of common plants that doesn’t bother any other mammal, #which we are all violently allergic to for absolutely no reason. (via downtroddendeity)

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jabberwockypie:

armchair-factotum:

fizzyimp:

bymyblackhand:

memewhore:

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That’s an incredible fursuit as well, holy shit

The best fursuit his optical heart rate monitor money could buy

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ambassadorquark:

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it’s all true…

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montereybayaquarium:

As we conclude our week-long sea-lebration of her birthday, let’s reflect on Rosa’s time at the Aquarium!

A cut-out image of Rosa the sea otter when she was a pup against a dark blue background with a faint pattern of squiggly scientific illustrations of seaweed on top. She has fluffy brown fur on her body with lighter blond fur on her face and lies on her tummy in front of an orange bat star. White text at the top of the image reads, “1999 - Rosa is rescued as a one-month-old pup and cared for by our Sea Otter Program.”ALT
A cut-out image of Rosa the sea otter floating on her back against a dark blue background with a faint pattern of squiggly scientific illustrations of seaweed on top. Rosa’s dark brown fur, blond face,  and dark brown flippers are visibly wet as they poke up out of the water, and she is looking at the camera with her mouth open, showing off her sharp white teeth and bright pink tongue. White text at the top of the image reads, “2002 - Rosa joins the Sea Otters exhibit at the Aquarium, and melts hearts with her signature swimming moves!”ALT
A cut-out image of a side-view of Rosa and a sea otter pup against a blue background with a faint pattern of squiggly scientific illustrations of seaweed on top. Rosa and the pup are looking at each other, with their faces very close to one another. Rosa’s blond fur on her face contrasts the pup’s chocolatey-brown fur. The pup’s paws are raised towards Rosa’s mouth trying to grab a bright red crab from Rosa. White text at the top of the image reads, “2005 - Rosa is paired with her first orphaned sea otter pup as part of our surrogacy program. It’s an immediate success!”ALT
A cut-out image of a close up of the faces of two of the Aquarium’s sea otters, Rosa and Selka, against a blue background with a faint pattern of squiggly scientific illustrations of seaweed on top. Rosa, on the left, has light brown and blond fur, and Selka, on the right, has dark brown fur. White text at the top of the image reads, “2012 - Rosa raises Selka, who eventually becomes one of the next generation of our sea otter surrogates!”ALT
A cut-out image of Rosa the sea otter as she floats on her back while holding a large, tan crab in her paws, against a blue background with a faint pattern of squiggly scientific illustrations of seaweed on top. Her mouth is open as she moves to cronch down on the claw of the crab with her powerful jaws. White text at the top of the image reads, “2019 - Rosa retires after raising 15 orphaned pups, and spends time behind the scenes and on exhibit enjoying her favorite foods—clams and crabs!”ALT
A cut-out image of a close-up of Rosa the sea otter floating on her back, against a blue background with a faint pattern of squiggly scientific illustrations of seaweed on top. Rosa is looking off to the right, and has her paws raised up out of the water in front of her, showing off the dark pads of her hands and toe beans. Her wet fur is dark brown one her torso and blonde on her face and chest. White text at the top of the image reads, “2023 - Rosa turns 24! She is the oldest southern sea otter on record!"ALT

We’re so grateful for the opportunity to care for Rosa 💙 Help us wish her the fluffiest, happiest 24th birthday!

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. “it’s not an excuse to fall behind” I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

yall ever go from ur freshman yr of college yay!!! to sent home early to spend the next two years at home in w ur parents. 

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stele3:

nonbinarygrimwalker:

space-feminist:

space-feminist:

it’s always so fucking funny to me when terfs are like “how can you say trans women and women are the same thing! being born as a man makes you different!” because like. yes. trans women and cis women are different. so are black women and white women. and straight women and queer woman. and women from different countries and different socioeconomic statuses. there’s diversity in the experience of womanhood? what a wild concept

incidentally, this why terfs tend to be white women. from the combahee river collective statement, 1977:

…we reject the stance of Lesbian separatism because it is not a viable political analysis or strategy for us. It leaves out far too much and far too many people, particularly Black men, women, and children. We have a great deal of criticism and loathing for what men have been socialized to be in this society: what they support, how they act, and how they oppress. But we do not have the misguided notion that it is their maleness, per se—i.e., their biological maleness—that makes them what they are. As BIack women we find any type of biological determinism a particularly dangerous and reactionary basis upon which to build a politic. 

(emphasis mine)

“To argue that transsexual women should not enter [women-exclusive spaces] because their experiences are different would have to assume that all other women’s experiences are the same, and this is a racist assumption. The argument that transsexual women have experienced some degree of male privilege should not bar them from our communities once we realize that not all women are equally privileged or oppressed.”

(from “Whose feminism is it, anyway?” by Emi Koyama)

This. This is the core of it. This is why trans-exclusionary radical feminism is rooted in racism, colonialism, and imperialism. It excludes the idea that there can be any other type of “woman” except one very (white, colonialist, imperialist) definition.

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fortidogi:

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

opera GX is wendys for bitcoin. to me

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i just woke up but yknow??

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ordr:

they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again

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killyfromblame:

killyfromblame:

Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping

This is my autism workout plan

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sewerfight:

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I’d dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I’d teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like “you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement” and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like “yea but it wouldn’t just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too.” And she ignored that statement entirely to say “Well chimpanzees can rip faces off” and I was like. What’s the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on “Mine wouldn’t do that though.” and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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txttletale:

txttletale:

calling the cops on a drug user is 10000x more evil and wretched than almost any Problematic Behaviour Online could ever manage

fully believe that if you call the cops for any reason other than ‘being in immediate physical danger’ you should be made a persona non grata wherever you go